Pure randomness

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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in spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
but fuck em, he knows the code
it’s not about the salary
it’s all about reality and making some noise
making the story - making sure his clique stays up

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf